Odds are, you don’t have the time to constantly hit a casino. Luckily, as long as you’ve got internet access, you can NOW! – and the UEG poker experience might just suit your needs more. How? Glad you asked…
Casinos can be pretty rowdy places. That’s fine if you’re out for, say, a bachelor party, but if you want to play cards without the chaos, online poker is the way to go. No giant room full of people playing every game imaginable, no annoying people sitting next to you and throwing off your concentration – just you, and the game.
You can play online poker anytime, anywhere (with a wifi connection). No need to plan a big night out.
If those who don’t remember the past are condemned to repeat it, it’s a good thing you can keep track of your hand history when you’re playing online – and even replay that hand to figure out what you might have done better. There’s no teacher like experience.
When you play online, you don’t have to put actual money on the line if you don’t want to. (By contrast, try to buy chips at a casino with Monopoly money and see what happens.) Plus, fake-money games are an excellent way to refine your skills so that when you do bet real money, you’ll be good enough to win.
It’s no secret the shield provided by a computer screen makes trash talking easier, for better or worse. But you can take this advantage a step further: rather than just gloat when things go your way, craft an entire online poker identity sure to intimidate your opponents. For example, if you choose a user name like LiterallyTheRealDanielNegreanu, your opponents will have no way of knowing you’re not really poker superstar Daniel Negreanu, and will surely quake in the presence of greatness.
Sometimes, though, things won’t work out. You’ll make a bad bet, you’ll have some bad luck – and the victor will probably want to gloat. When that happens, where would you rather be: sitting in close quarters with them, allowing them to almost literally shove their win in your face? Or behind a computer screen, so that the most you’ll hear of it is a few words through your headphones (that you’ve probably thrown down in disgust anyway)?
Want a drink? You don’t have to wait around for someone to take orders – just go to your fridge. Same if you want anything to eat. Or watch something on TV. Who doesn’t feel more comfortable in their own home?
Playing one game at a time might leave the true poker fanatic wanting more. Too much down time in the middle of the action? If you’re playing online, just start up new games at new tables until you’ve got all the hold ‘em you can handle.
Say you’re at a casino and you pull off an amazing, against-the-odds win on the river on a huge hand. Euphoria! You want to preserve this moment in time. But once you’re finished doing, say, this:
… it’s in the past, and it’s on to the next hand. But if you’re playing online, not only can you dance around in your own home without fear of being judged, but capturing your moment of victory forever is as easy as taking a screengrab. (For comparison’s sake, imagine whipping out your phone to try to take a picture of the cards on the table in a casino. You think you’d get judged for dancing…)
Two words: pants optional.
Playing when you’re out and getting dealt in. #NowThatsAWin. Play online, anytime and anywhere with www.UEGPOKER.com